For many True Fans of Disney parks, the day Disney announced the massive and unfair price hikes in October was not only the worst day in our lives, but it was also the end of an era. Every annual passholder in existence vowed on that day to never buy another AP. The price for going every single day to both parks was now over $1000, and though we never went in the weeks between Christmas and New Year’s because the parks were too crowded (another Bob “RiverKiller” Iger innovation), it is of course the principal of the thing. As everyone knows, Walt didn’t care about money and it remains so confusing as to why the current dollargarchy doesn’t heed Walt’s True Wishes. Well, Disney will soon learn what happens when you don’t pander to your most adoring audience, especially an audience who has made it a personal mission to explore why and how you’ve gone so horribly wrong in the years since Walt’s passing.
Soon, Real Disneyland Visitors who have purchased APs every year of their lives will see their current pass run out, and will not renew. As Expiration Day draws nigh, it becomes our duty to let Disney know exactly what they’re missing, as legions of its most ardent fans take off to spend the year enjoying the nine amazing rides at Universal Studios Hollywood or the Fun Bun at Knott’s Berry Farm (an integral part of theme park history, unlike the rampant anal leakage Disney keeps failing to impress us with; do they really think that simply not bulldozing all of the Rivers of America would trick us?)
Some Informed Guests have already taken to social media, as we all should, and begun taking pictures of themselves in front of Sleeping Beauty Castle, statues, and attractions that existed in Walt’s Day, to really show Disney how it has jilted us. It’s only a matter of time until Disneyland (and, to a lesser extent, Disney World … which, let’s face it, is really just for tourists anyway and no one really buys annual passes for that Very Troubled place that no Real Fan likes at all and would never visit) realizes its massive blunder and starts to do, like, deep discounts for its biggest fans. They have the infrastructure to know exactly how many of us AP holders have been coming since birth and they can woo us back if they really want to. Let’s see if Disney really loves its fans as much as they say they do and aren’t just spewing the “Company Line” – beg us to come back, Disney, and we might reconsider it. MIGHT.
CUT THIS UP IMMEDIATELY AND MAKE DISNEY SO JEALOUS.
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